elwestb
Well-known member
I understand that the fat butt old Elf Santa's is on his way. I've got a pack of Santa's little helpers in the frig getting cold and I'm just about ready for him! I've got my game cameras set up and my auto security lights are ready too. My rifles are loaded, and by that time, I probably will be me too! But if I catch this guy tonight, he is getting one serious butt whooping. I have had it! My credit card will be "swiped" down his slot and inserted in an undisclosed orifice location on his physical person! Fellows, I may need some help with field dressing all those reindeer. I understand that they are pretty big. If so, I'll send out another message. My freezers will only hold so much. Maybe someone could help me out and make some summer sausage or jerky on the halves? Otherwise, we'll have tender loin, back straps for all as long as it last! Does someone out there know if PCS Metals would take that stupid sled? I certainly don't want it around my house. It's much too bright, sparkly and gay looking. But then just look at that goofy fat guy in the red suit driving it!? Or maybe I could make a planter out of it for tomatoes? I'll need to check with the Neighborhood Association on that. Seriously, I hope you all have the best Christmas ever! Happy Birthday Jesus!
