Mid-Life Crisis

[Ronnie Garrison]

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but
I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

'Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

M y wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap a partment, driv ing a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa
bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...

 

[NRG]

Thats so true and soo funny

 

[brushhog]

pretty sure those fishing shows would be hard to watch on that 10" black white!!

 

[THutch]

But how many people with hot 25 yr old wives watch fishing shows?

 

[blazer]

emoUpsmile emoUpsmile emoUpsmile emoUpsmile very true

 

[yellburt]

i was born to fish...on the night i was packing for my honeymoon,this was while i was living at home with mom an dad.daddy saw me packing my tackle box an a couple rod an real.he said son what on earth are you packing them for .you aint going to have time to fish.i said dad we are going to crossville an they got alot of places to fish up there.he laughed real hard an said call him if i catch any bass..i did caught 2 bass at the state park.....i think dad was real proud of me......