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[SpurHunter]

<font size="3"><u><font color="#008250">WOMEN'S REVENGE</font></u><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black"></span></font></font><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">
<font size="3">'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet</font></span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="3"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue">,</span></font><font size="3"><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black"></span></font></font><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">
<font size="3">'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,</font></span></font><font color="#008250"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #008250">
<font size="3">and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'</font></span></font><font size="3"> </font></p>

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<font size="3"><u><font color="#0000ff">UNDERSTANDING WOMEN</font></u><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black"></span></font></font><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: blue">
<font size="3">(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)</font></span></font><font color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black"></span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: blue">
<font size="3">I know I'm not going to understand women.</font></span></font><font color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black"></span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: blue">
<font size="3">I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,</font></span></font><font color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black"></span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: blue">
<font size="3">and still be afraid of a spider.</font></span></font></p><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: blue">

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<font size="3"><u>WIFE VS. HUSBAND</u><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black"></span></font></font><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: blue">
<font size="3">A couple drove down a country road for several miles,</font></span></font><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: blue">not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position.</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black"></span></font></font><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: blue"><font size="3">As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,</font></span></font><font color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black"></span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: blue"><font size="3">the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'</font></span></font><font color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black"></span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: blue"><font size="3">'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'</font></span></font><font color="#800000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: maroon"> </span></font></p><font color="#800000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: maroon"><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font size="3"><hr /></font></p>

</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="#008000"><font size="3"><u>CREATION</u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green"></span></font></font><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">
<font size="3">A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know</font></span><font size="3"><font color="#ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia"></span></font><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">how you can be</span></font><font color="#ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia"></span></font></font><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green"><font size="3">so stupid and so</font></span></font><font size="3"><font color="#ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia"></span></font><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">beautiful all at</span></font><font color="#ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia"></span></font><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">the same time.</span></font><font color="#ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia"></span></font></font><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green"><font size="3">'The wife</font></span></font><font color="#ff00ff" size="3"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia"></span></font><font size="3"><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">responded, 'Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be</span></font><font color="#ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia"></span></font></font><font size="3"><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">attracted to me;
God made me</span></font><font color="#ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia"></span></font><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">stupid so I would be</span></font><font color="#ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia"></span></font><font color="#008000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green">attracted to you!</span></font><font color="#800000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: maroon"> </span></font></font></p><font color="#800000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: maroon"><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font size="3"><hr /></font></p>

</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><u><font size="3">WHO DOES WHAT</font></u><font size="3"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black">
A man and his wife were having an argument about whoshould brew the coffee each morning.</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black"></span></font></font><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black"><font size="3">The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here andyou should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'</font></span></font><font color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black">
<font size="3">Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'</font></span></font><font color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black">
</span></font><font size="3"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black">So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black">'HEBREWS'</span></font><font color="#800000"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: maroon"> </span></font></font></p></span></font></span></font></span></font>

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[polo-dog]

He Brews, yuk! That is some good material there SH!

 

[ukfod1]

Nice

 

[popper 690]

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[jake279]

I guess that's why i brew the coffee emoLaugh emoLaugh