*Rye Bread*
*Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
one morning.*
*The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath. *
*The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he
did to have so much energy.*
*The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."*
*So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking
around, the lady asked if he needed any help.*
*He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"*
*She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"He said,
"I want 5 loaves." *
*She said: "My goodness, 5 loaves...By the time you get to the 3rd loaf,
it'll be hard"*
*He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this stuff but me!"*
emoLaugh Jmax
*Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
one morning.*
*The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath. *
*The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he
did to have so much energy.*
*The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."*
*So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking
around, the lady asked if he needed any help.*
*He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"*
*She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"He said,
"I want 5 loaves." *
*She said: "My goodness, 5 loaves...By the time you get to the 3rd loaf,
it'll be hard"*
*He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this stuff but me!"*
emoLaugh Jmax