my car lost to the deer

[fishincrazy]

After staying up all day sighting in my son's rifle for this weekend yesterday. I got called to work. Then had to railroad for 12 solid hrs. Decided to take the back way home and grab a biscuit from the only store that sells them at 4am. Topped a hill and the road was full of deer. Missed the first 7, then the 8th one just froze and no where for me to go beside in a deep ditch. So I just hit the brakes and we collided! Busted radiater,bumber, headlight, grill, and fender and hood. Hunted for a month and a half and haven't saw anything this big. Big ol doe that must have weighed 140lbs! Callled the law to tell them i needed an accident report. Then this cop that looked like he wasn't old enough to buy beer ask me if I had been drinking. I ask him if he really thought I would be drunk and call the law to come out to talk to me? What an idiot!

 

[skeeter07]

that is an awful brake for you . maybe youll get one soon

 

[dragfish]

You should of told him, No I can't hold a beer and roll a joint at the same time! By the way, aren't you one of the Village People? emoPolice