My grandpa..

[SpurHunter]

<div id="post_message_37461">He was often asked,"what do you old folks do now that you're retired?"

"Well...I'm fortunate to have a few friends who have chemical engineering backgrounds, and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty damn good at it too!"

BETTER THAN BEING A WALMART GREETER </div>

 

[wrechin2]

Safer than being a walmart greeter too!!!!!!

 

[minner]

"Being a Walmart greeter is for old people that don't have hobbies" that's what my Granpappy used to say. Actually there is more to the quote but I'll leave that out, might be a little to raw for this conversation.