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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">A redneck couple who had been married for twenty years decided to just up and get a divorce.</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">So, They went to the courthouse and asked for one. The judge tried to explain that it doesn't work like that and at least one of them would have to hire an attorney.</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">The Redneck Man went to meet an attorney and was discussing the divorce..</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">The attorney explained that the couple would have to have a justifiable reason before the court would grant the divorce.</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">Has she ever cheated on</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">you with another man?
Nope, never had any reason to think she did.
The attorney asked, Is she a bad house-keeper?
Nope, She always keeps the house **** and span...
Well does she deny you having your way with her in the bedroom?
Nope, She is always ready whether I am or not.
Finally and about to run out of reasons, The Attorney asked, How do ya'll get along, Is she a Big Nagger?
Nope, She's a little white woman about 5'-2"...</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">So, They went to the courthouse and asked for one. The judge tried to explain that it doesn't work like that and at least one of them would have to hire an attorney.</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">The Redneck Man went to meet an attorney and was discussing the divorce..</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">The attorney explained that the couple would have to have a justifiable reason before the court would grant the divorce.</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">Has she ever cheated on</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px">you with another man?
Nope, never had any reason to think she did.
The attorney asked, Is she a bad house-keeper?
Nope, She always keeps the house **** and span...
Well does she deny you having your way with her in the bedroom?
Nope, She is always ready whether I am or not.
Finally and about to run out of reasons, The Attorney asked, How do ya'll get along, Is she a Big Nagger?
Nope, She's a little white woman about 5'-2"...</span>
