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<font face="arial black,avant garde" size="4"><table class="MsoNormalTable" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-right: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-top: 0in" valign="top"><div><table class="MsoNormalTable" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-right: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-top: 0in" valign="top"><div><table class="MsoNormalTable" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-right: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-top: 0in" valign="top"><table class="MsoNormalTable" cellspacing="3" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-right: 0.75pt; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0in; width: 100%; padding-top: 0.75pt" valign="top"><table class="MsoNormalTable" style="border-collapse: collapse" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="99%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-right: 1.5pt; padding-left: 1.5pt; padding-bottom: 1.5pt; width: 100%; padding-top: 1.5pt"><table class="MsoNormalTable" style="border-collapse: collapse" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="99%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-right: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-bottom: 0in; width: 100%; padding-top: 0in" valign="top"><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma">Never Argue with a Woman</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat</span></font><span class="ecececececececececececececapple-converted-space"><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma"></span></font></span><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">out.</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">And begins to read her book.</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">The peace and solitude are magnificent.</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">He pulls up</span></font><span class="ecececececececececececececapple-converted-space"><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma"></span></font></span><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">For all I know you could start at any moment.</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">I'll have to take you in and write you up.'</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden...</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#800080" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 30pt; color: purple; font-family: Tahoma">'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="7"><span style="font-size: 30pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma">MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.</span></font></p></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></td></tr></tbody></table></font>
