New BBQ Rules

[Guest]

<p class="EC_EC_MsoNormal"><span style="color: black"></span><u><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">New Standard Operating Procedures released today. Please learn. </span></u><u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
BBQ RULES </span></u><span style="color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to
refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man
volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: </span><u><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
Routine... </span></u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(1) </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">The woman buys the food. </span><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(2) </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'"> </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">and makes dessert. </span><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(3) </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill- beer in hand. </span><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(4) </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">The woman remains outside the compulsory three metre exclusion zone where the
exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the
interference of the woman. </span><u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">

Here comes the important part: </span></u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(5) </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. </span><u><span style="color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
More routine... </span></u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(6) </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. </span><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(7) </span><span style="color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and
asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat. </span><u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
Important again: </span></u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(8) </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL
AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. </span><u><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
More routine... </span></u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(9) </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,
utensils, napkins, sauce and brings them to the table. </span><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(10) </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">After eating, the woman clears the table and
does the dishes. </span><u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
And most important of all: </span></u><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(11) </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">Everyone </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">PRAISES </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">the </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">MAN </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">and </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">THANKS HIM </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
for his cooking efforts. </span><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: green; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
(12) </span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">The man asks the woman how she enjoyed
her 'night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. </span></p>

 

[yellburt]

<font face="book antiqua,palatino" color="#0000cc" size="3">doc i am going to let my wife read you post an if i get into trouble ,i am going to blame you..lolemoUSA </font>

 

[yellburt]

<font face="book antiqua,palatino" color="#0000cc" size="3">ok she read it an said nothing,just rolled her eyes an shook her head an walked off.an it all your falt DOC...but still funny....emoUSA </font>

 

[dragfish]

yellburt - 5/8/2009 8:03 PM

<font face="book antiqua,palatino" color="#0000cc" size="3">doc i am going to let my wife read you post an if i get into trouble ,i am going to blame you..lolemoUSA </font>

I'll do you one better, I won't even show my wife!

 

[yellburt]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" color="#0000cc" size="3">come on dragfish ,,be a man ,dont be a scaredy cat,let her read it ,,may help you out this summer,sure it want help you out tonight..lolemoUSA </font>

 

[Guest]

<font color="#ff0000" size="7">YUP!emoBigsmile </font>

 

[kdxdude]

Whew!!! Good to know I haven't broken any rules! emoSmile

 

[Guest]

You forgot the rule where the women brings another beverage when yours is finished.