Liveliner
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<span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left">Just another day on the Farm ….</span>
<span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left">Farmer Brown is sitting on his porch talking to his wife as they watch their Chickens. The Wife says, “It’s a shame that old scruffy Rooster has to take care of all those Hens by himself.” The farmer tells her he will go get another young Rooster tomorrow. Well the next day the farmer goes into town and carefully selects a new young healthy Rooster. … He brings it home and tosses it out into the chicken lot. The farmer calls his wife out to watch how the new Rooster handles all those hens.. In the back of his mind he is hoping she will get some ideas of her own while watching all the hens getting serviced.</span>
<span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left">The old Scruffy Rooster sees the new Sexy Rooster as soon as the Farmer released him. The old Rooster calls the new Rooster to him. He Says, “This Chicken lot ain’t big enough for the both of us so you gotta go.” … The cocky young Rooster struts about around the old rooster and replies. “ I’m the new cock here and I plan to stay and run this place my way.” … The old Rooster says , “ We will just have to have a little competition to see who stays and the other will have to go.” The young Rooster sizes up the old beaten down Rooster and agrees.. The Old Rooster states that they can race Five laps around the Hen house and the first one to cross the finish line will stay and the other must leave. The young Rooster chuckles as he sizes up his old rival. The Young Rooster decides to make it more fair for the old guy he will give to him a half lap head-start. They agree and the old Rooster takes off as fast as he can run. Then the young Cock take off after him….</span>
<span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left">The Farmer and his wife are watching all this from the porch. They see the young rooster chasing the old Rooster on the first lap. They see the young Rooster gaining on the old guy on the second lap … Lap three, he is within six feet and gaining… the Farmer grabs his shotgun … as they come around again the farmer shoots the young Rooster and feathers go everywhere. …. The wife looks on and says, “ Don’t that beat anything you have ever seen?” Farmer replies, “Yeah. I just can not understand it either, That is the third Queer Rooster I have bought this month….”</span>
<span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left">Farmer Brown is sitting on his porch talking to his wife as they watch their Chickens. The Wife says, “It’s a shame that old scruffy Rooster has to take care of all those Hens by himself.” The farmer tells her he will go get another young Rooster tomorrow. Well the next day the farmer goes into town and carefully selects a new young healthy Rooster. … He brings it home and tosses it out into the chicken lot. The farmer calls his wife out to watch how the new Rooster handles all those hens.. In the back of his mind he is hoping she will get some ideas of her own while watching all the hens getting serviced.</span>
<span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left">The old Scruffy Rooster sees the new Sexy Rooster as soon as the Farmer released him. The old Rooster calls the new Rooster to him. He Says, “This Chicken lot ain’t big enough for the both of us so you gotta go.” … The cocky young Rooster struts about around the old rooster and replies. “ I’m the new cock here and I plan to stay and run this place my way.” … The old Rooster says , “ We will just have to have a little competition to see who stays and the other will have to go.” The young Rooster sizes up the old beaten down Rooster and agrees.. The Old Rooster states that they can race Five laps around the Hen house and the first one to cross the finish line will stay and the other must leave. The young Rooster chuckles as he sizes up his old rival. The Young Rooster decides to make it more fair for the old guy he will give to him a half lap head-start. They agree and the old Rooster takes off as fast as he can run. Then the young Cock take off after him….</span>
<span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left">The Farmer and his wife are watching all this from the porch. They see the young rooster chasing the old Rooster on the first lap. They see the young Rooster gaining on the old guy on the second lap … Lap three, he is within six feet and gaining… the Farmer grabs his shotgun … as they come around again the farmer shoots the young Rooster and feathers go everywhere. …. The wife looks on and says, “ Don’t that beat anything you have ever seen?” Farmer replies, “Yeah. I just can not understand it either, That is the third Queer Rooster I have bought this month….”</span>
