Now that is a buck!!!

[Jmax]

Here is a heck of a buck. Finally some honesty in a deer story!

Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncles, best friends, son-in-law’s, niece's hairdresser's, neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in south west Arkansas, by Johnny Yarbrough, on a really windy day, 65 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a pellet gun. Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, wrecked two Land Rovers and chased six Jehovah's Witnesses out of the state in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It had also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant and eating growth hormone infused grain.

This has been checked on Snopes who confirmed it. Honest!!!

 

[c_garren]

I always knew that danged ol johnny would kill that buck. He's been chasin him for the last 24 years, shot at him somewhere round about 40,000 times i think is what he said last year. but someone had told me he used a stone and sling kinda like david used to kill goliath. emoEnforce emoGeezer

 

[SpurHunter]

Man, what that big boy would have been NEXT year! Gotta let the babies walk people!! emoBang emoBang emoBang emoBang emoBang emoBang emoBang

 

[yellburt]

<font color="#660000"><font size="3"><font face="courier new,courier">thats funny i dont care who you are.... emoThumbsup emoUSA
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[brushhog]

dang!! what would cost to mount that on the wall?? what would you use to anchor it to the wall??

 

[elwestb]

... they need to put an asterisk up on that! Got to be the steroid era!

 

[Hook1]

emoScratch Whats the big deal? I've seen bigger. Those antlers would make good brush piles! emoToast

 

[Punisher]

Hook1 - 9/25/2010 5:54 AM

emoScratch Whats the big deal? I've seen bigger. Those antlers would make good brush piles! emoToast

.........NO NO NO THIS STORY NEEDS TO GO ON MY GARDEN IT WILL MAKE MY TURNIP GREENS GROW WITH ALLL THAT .......B.S.................................................?????????????????????????????????