G-MAN
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you." She
answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have
been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would
find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She
responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single
and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes,
I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The
nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when
they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said
the nun, "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is
Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you." She
answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have
been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would
find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She
responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single
and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes,
I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The
nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when
they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said
the nun, "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is
Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
