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Hello.
I'm President Barack Obama and I'm very grateful for this opportunity to speak to the people I feel are most important to the future of America, and to you students too. Many thanks to the National Education Association and the American Federation of Teachers for letting me into your "homes" so I can talk to your children.
I remember being a young , confused school boy, wishing that President Nixon or President Ford would give me some guidance as to what I should think or do during the school year. But they never did. Why? The answer, as any good teacher will tell you, is simple.
Republicans hate children.
It's true. When scientists at the UN aren't busy coming to consensus about Global Cooling/Warming/Whatever-Works-This-Week they've proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that people who vote Republican just don't like you.
As you embark on another year of learning I urge you all to focus on the important things, like whether or not mommy and daddy are driving hybrid vehicles. Or putting those squiggly little light bulbs in all the lamps in your house. People who don't do these things hate Earth.
Just like the Republicans do.
I'm President Barack Obama and I'm very grateful for this opportunity to speak to the people I feel are most important to the future of America, and to you students too. Many thanks to the National Education Association and the American Federation of Teachers for letting me into your "homes" so I can talk to your children.
I remember being a young , confused school boy, wishing that President Nixon or President Ford would give me some guidance as to what I should think or do during the school year. But they never did. Why? The answer, as any good teacher will tell you, is simple.
Republicans hate children.
It's true. When scientists at the UN aren't busy coming to consensus about Global Cooling/Warming/Whatever-Works-This-Week they've proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that people who vote Republican just don't like you.
As you embark on another year of learning I urge you all to focus on the important things, like whether or not mommy and daddy are driving hybrid vehicles. Or putting those squiggly little light bulbs in all the lamps in your house. People who don't do these things hate Earth.
Just like the Republicans do.