G-MAN
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An old prospector walks his tired old mule
into a western town one day.
He'd been out in the desert for about six
months without a drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to
and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood
there brushing some of the dust from his face
and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the
saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of
whiskey in the other.
The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and
said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted
to. "
A crowd had gathered by then and the
gunslinger said, "Well you old fool, you're gonna'
dance now," and started shooting at the old man's
feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and
everybody was laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet he
holstered his gun and turned around to go back into
the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his
shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a
double clicking sound.
The gunslinger heard the sound and everything
got quiet.
The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly
turned around looking down both barrels of the
shotgun.
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule
square on the Butt?
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No.
But I've always wanted to."
into a western town one day.
He'd been out in the desert for about six
months without a drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to
and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood
there brushing some of the dust from his face
and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the
saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of
whiskey in the other.
The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and
said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted
to. "
A crowd had gathered by then and the
gunslinger said, "Well you old fool, you're gonna'
dance now," and started shooting at the old man's
feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and
everybody was laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet he
holstered his gun and turned around to go back into
the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his
shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a
double clicking sound.
The gunslinger heard the sound and everything
got quiet.
The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly
turned around looking down both barrels of the
shotgun.
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule
square on the Butt?
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No.
But I've always wanted to."
