Olympic Blunders of mouth..........

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mallardecho

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Here are the top nine comments, made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics, that they would like to take back:



1.Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience, since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5.Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot, and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact, you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh, my God, what have I just said?
 
rsimms - 8/29/2008 3:03 PM

OK... are these true or just great examples of great creative writing? emoScratch emoBigsmile

They have to be TRUE, I got them in an e-mail................... emoSmile
 
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