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[ Arkansas Democrat Gazette]:

Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and
struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday.
Woodruff County Deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly
after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray
Wallis, 38, of Little Rock , were returning to Des Arc after a
frog-catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole 's pickup truck
headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight
fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse
was not available, Wallis noticed that the 22 caliber bullets from his
pistol fitted perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel
column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to
operate properly, and the two men proceeded on east bound toward the
White River Bridge .


After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the
river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole
in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exited the
pavement, and struck a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and
abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to
repair the damage to his testicles, which will never again operate as
intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and
released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his
balls off, or we might be dead," stated Wallis.


"I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this
is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this
accident happened," said Deputy Snyder.


Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia ( Poole 's wife) asked how
many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck?
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emoLaugh Jmax
 
It has been a long time since I laughed out loud at something I read. I sent this to one of my sales guys that lives in AR... I told him he may have to move, I can't afford bad PR :)
 
As bad as I hate to say it that would sound just like a couple of the idiot buddies I ran with. To give a fitting example....one of my so called friends had a bad habit of running the roads during deer hunting season. He would drive the back roads and watch for deer out the window. It is illegal in Arkansas to even shoot a gun from a county, state or federal road. I believe the rule of it is 50 yards from center line. Anyway's he was doing that and as he would go over one hill he would look ahead to see if anyone was coming over the next couple hills down. He saw a green truck coming over one hill as he crested another. He quickly unloaded his 30-30...seven shells from the gun in the passenger side were ejected. Then just out of habit since the trigger was cocked he dry fired the gun to let the trigger down. BOOM!!!! He blows a hole right into the floor board of his truck. He forgot he had one in the chamber. With windows down he barely has time to get the smoke out before the game warden pulls up beside him and asked, "Did you just shoot, who shot, did you hear that?" emoLaugh It was all he could do to maintain his composure and tell him he did hear it and it was just off in the woods there somewhere. emoLaugh The warden never caught on but his floor board had a big hole blown right threw it. emoBigsmile

Sounds just like something these two rocket scientist would do. emoUpsmile Jmax
 
dragfish - 5/29/2012 8:59 PM

That happened again!? I heard that same story 25 yrs ago!

Knowing Arkansas it took them 25 years to catch up. ;) Jmax
 
GOOBERS! They shoulda knowed to wrap the bad fuse...with some aluminum foil from their cigarette pack. emoBang
 
catjuggin - 5/30/2012 7:45 AM

Liveliner - 5/30/2012 3:09 AM

Too real... I know them boys.

Don't worry jcsanders will post soon to throw cold water on anything and everything that might be funny emoPoke

I'm guessing your longshot.... You sure are whiny , I'll let these boys come to their own conclusion since sensitivity and hurt feelings are around every post here. Of course someone else might have seen the same show and you'll have to cry about that.....

Edit: Damn smartphone making up words for me....
 
Yes, I am , and I know the difference between your and you're . How bout you'uns? And no, I know about hurt feelings, and you ain't man enough to hurt mine.

Next question?

rICHARD?
 
catjuggin - 5/30/2012 11:30 PM

Yes, I am , and I know the difference between your and you're . How bout you'uns? And no, I know about hurt feelings, and you ain't man enough to hurt mine.

Next question?

rICHARD?

(If you're a little slow that reference to Richard with the lower-case r was a subversive reference to one with a little willie emoUpsmile
 
Oh yeah, and for those who don't frequent the other site, I was just boasting that I also know the difference between, they're, their and there. How about you jcsanders? emoEnforce
 
Sorry bout that, drinking and typing just don't mix for me sometimes. I'm really not a very good speller if the truth be known. emoBang
 

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