Carl Guffey
Well-known member
<p style="background: white; margin-left: 0.5in" class="yiv386908819msonormal"><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. </span><span style="color: black" /></p><p style="background: white; margin-left: 0.5in" class="yiv386908819msonormal"><span style="color: black" /></p><p style="background: white; margin-left: 0.5in" class="yiv386908819msonormal"><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late." </span><span style="color: black" /></p><p style="background: white; margin-left: 0.5in" class="yiv386908819msonormal"><span style="color: black" /></p><p style="background: white; margin-left: 0.5in" class="yiv386908819msonormal"><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" </span><span style="color: black" /></p><p style="background: white; margin-left: 0.5in" class="yiv386908819msonormal"><span style="color: black" /></p><p style="background: white; margin-left: 0.5in" class="yiv386908819msonormal"><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">The man replies, "My wife."</span><span style="color: black"> </span></p>
