Pastor's business card

[Fat Albert]

<font color="#6600ff">A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.    Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.</font></p>

<font color="#6600ff">When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.  Added to it was this cryptic message,  "Genesis 3:10."</font></p>

<font color="#6600ff">Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins  "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."   Genesis 3:10 reads,  "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."</font></p>

<font color="#ff0066">Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones???   </font></p>

<font color="#ff0066">They still are!!!   "A cheerful heart is good medicine"   (Prov. 17:22)</font></p>

 

[fisherpal2k]

 Good one FA!

 

[H-1]

That was a good one.emoLaugh

 

[fishinfeller11]

emoLaugh

 

[Jmax]

FA, this is just plain weird. I just got that same e-mail from a friend of mine out of state. I thought it was a good one so I was going to post it. Get on the forum and you just did!emoEek Great minds seem to follow the same path. Now if I could just figure out what you and I are following we would be in good shape.emoBigsmile Jmax

 

[bent rod]

<font size="2">We laughed, thanks FA</font>

 

[josh.schreiber]

thats good

 

[josh.schreiber]

thats good

 

[gatorfan4life]

awsome