PETA's new name for fish....

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My wife saw online where PETA will no longer call fish...fish... But will now refer to them as "SEA KITTENS"... no joke... These people don't even deserve our anger and frustrations... Just thought you guys might get a laugh out of it...
 
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Those PETA emoVomit (pukes) are just a bunch of P_ _ _ s (kitty cats) themselves.

Soooo, if we used cat food for chum - does that mean they'll like us better? emoDoh emoGoofy


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Yeah...I heard about that...

The only thing I have ever caught that has been re-named was an Amberjack I took off the Texas coast. Hit it on a blue/white deceiver on a 9 wt. rod. The guide called the Amberjack a "sea donkey." It felt like it, trying to "horse" it up.

Just remember...Sea Kittens...The other, other white meat.

Sea Kittens; It's what's for dinner tonight...

"Taste just like Sea Kittens!"

PETA sea-kitten-huggers...

These "individuals" (and I use that word VERY loosely) give "environmentalist" a bad name. Heck, most anglers know more about the environment than these jerks. Most anglers give more time and money to the environment than PETA.

-Rob
 
Yeah I saw that before. So if fish are now called sea kittens, what are real kittens called?? They are bunch of *******. Besides I always thought peta meant People Eating Tastey Animals. emoFish
 
IT'S OFFICAL THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cats / Kittens are no longer allowed to called as such - thier new name is are here-by to be refered to as .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... yes you guessed it - FISH!!!!!!!!!!! emoFish


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I like to take little "sea kittens" and stick them with a sharp hook. The I take those cute little "sea kittens" and throw them in the water, so that bigger "sea kittens" can crush their tiny little bodies in their mouth. I then take the bigger "sea kittens" of the sharp hook and I cut the tender "sea kitten" meat away from their tender little bodies . I then batter and season the tender meat of the "sea kittens", to my taste, and throw them in a pan of 350 degree oil that has been so brutally squeezed from those poor helpless veggies :(. After the tender meat is well cooked, I then sink my teeth in to that tasty "sea kitten" meat! MMMMM tasty! The only problem is ,I caught them in the river, So I guess we should call them "river kittens". How bout that PETA! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT! :)
 
tie1on - 2/11/2009 1:01 AM

I like to take little "sea kittens" and stick them with a sharp hook. The I take those cute little "sea kittens" and throw them in the water, so that bigger "sea kittens" can crush their tiny little bodies in their mouth. I then take the bigger "sea kittens" of the sharp hook and I cut the tender "sea kitten" meat away from their tender little bodies . I then batter and season the tender meat of the "sea kittens", to my taste, and throw them in a pan of 350 degree oil that has been so brutally squeezed from those poor helpless veggies :(. After the tender meat is well cooked, I then sink my teeth in to that tasty "sea kitten" meat! MMMMM tasty! The only problem is ,I caught them in the river, So I guess we should call them "river kittens". How bout that PETA! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT! :)

Did you batter those little sea kittens with Zatarains? emoHungry emoBigsmile emoGeezer
 
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