tie1on - 2/11/2009 1:01 AM
I like to take little "sea kittens" and stick them with a sharp hook. The I take those cute little "sea kittens" and throw them in the water, so that bigger "sea kittens" can crush their tiny little bodies in their mouth. I then take the bigger "sea kittens" of the sharp hook and I cut the tender "sea kitten" meat away from their tender little bodies . I then batter and season the tender meat of the "sea kittens", to my taste, and throw them in a pan of 350 degree oil that has been so brutally squeezed from those poor helpless veggies
. After the tender meat is well cooked, I then sink my teeth in to that tasty "sea kitten" meat! MMMMM tasty! The only problem is ,I caught them in the river, So I guess we should call them "river kittens". How bout that PETA! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!