elwestb
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him,
resting on the seventh day..
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,
Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern
Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white
people,
and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
said,
"What's that one?"
"That's the Commonwealth of Virginia , the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills,
and
plains. The people from the Commonwealth of Virginia are going to be
handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.
They
will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace,
and
producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
balance, God? You said there would be balance..."
God smiled, "Right next to Virginia is Washington , DC . Wait till you see
the idiots I put there."
resting on the seventh day..
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,
Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern
Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white
people,
and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
said,
"What's that one?"
"That's the Commonwealth of Virginia , the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills,
and
plains. The people from the Commonwealth of Virginia are going to be
handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.
They
will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace,
and
producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
balance, God? You said there would be balance..."
God smiled, "Right next to Virginia is Washington , DC . Wait till you see
the idiots I put there."
