Ronnie Garrison
Well-known member
The wife and I were shopping in the local Wal-Mart.
I picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," I replied.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so we carry on shopping.
A few aisles further along she picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" I asked.
"Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
I retorted, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
and then the fight started...
I picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," I replied.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so we carry on shopping.
A few aisles further along she picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" I asked.
"Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
I retorted, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
and then the fight started...