Real 9-1-1 calls

[Fat Albert]

Dispatcher:  <font color="#ff0033">9-1-1   What is the nature of your emergency?</font></p>

<font color="#003300">Caller:  </font><font color="#ff0033">I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an  eleven on it.</font></p>

<font color="#003333">Dispatcher:  </font><font color="#ff0066">This is nine eleven.</font></p>

<font color="#000000">Caller:  </font><font color="#ff0033">I thought you just said it was nine-one-one</font></p>

<font color="#000033">Dispatcher:  </font><font color="#ff0066">Yes, mam'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.</font></p>

<font color="#000000">Caller:  </font><font color="#ff0033">Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.</font></p>

 

[BackOnTheWater]

 

[Fat Albert]

<font color="#6600ff">Dispatcher:  9-1-1  What's the nature of your emergency?    Caller:My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.</font></p>

<font color="#6600ff">Dispatcher:  Is this her first child???</font></p>

<font color="#6600ff">Caller:  No, you idiot!!!  This is her husband!</font></p>

 

[Guest]

FA, you ain't right my friend but those calls must have come from Soddy-Daisy or sand mountain.

 

[SpurHunter]

From Soddy, Doc......