dragfish
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This old farmer had a beautiful piece of land in the back of his pasture he decided to put a pond in.
Man, he did it right, BBQ pit, picnic tables and fruit trees all around. He even put a sandy beach in the shallow end so his grandchildren could swim.
One afternoon he decided to take a 5 gal bucket back there and pick some fresh fruit. As he got closer to the pond he heard voices and got to the pond to find a bunch of young women skinny dipping in the pond with all their clothes laid out on the beach.
When they saw him they all swam to the deep end and said they wouldn't get out till he left.
The quick witted old man said " I didn't come down here to see you naked-I just brought some food down to feed the alligators!"
Man, he did it right, BBQ pit, picnic tables and fruit trees all around. He even put a sandy beach in the shallow end so his grandchildren could swim.
One afternoon he decided to take a 5 gal bucket back there and pick some fresh fruit. As he got closer to the pond he heard voices and got to the pond to find a bunch of young women skinny dipping in the pond with all their clothes laid out on the beach.
When they saw him they all swam to the deep end and said they wouldn't get out till he left.
The quick witted old man said " I didn't come down here to see you naked-I just brought some food down to feed the alligators!"
