Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

[SpurHunter]

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy"><u>Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday</u></span></p>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy"></span><font color="#000080" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy">Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a dang about? </span></font></p>

<font color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy"></span></font><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?</span></font></p>

<font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"></span></font><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Do you</span></font><span class="apple-converted-space"><font face="Tahoma" color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></font></span><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">have a co-worker who kisses too much booty?</span></font></font><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: black">
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<font face="Tahoma" color="#000080" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: black">
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</font></span></font><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Well, on behalf of Ike</span></font><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></font><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR</span></font><span class="apple-converted-space"><font face="Tahoma" color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></font></span><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!</span></font></font></p>

<font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"></span></font><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Here are the rules you must follow:</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: black">

</span></font><font size="2"><font color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy">* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font><span class="apple-converted-space"><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: black"> </span></font></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: black">
</span></font><font color="#000080" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy">* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.</span></font></p>

<font size="2"><font color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy">*You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns</span></font><span class="apple-converted-space"><font face="Tahoma" color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></font></span><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">slapping the irritant.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font><span class="apple-converted-space"><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: black"> </span></font></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: black">
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<font color="#000080" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy">* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: black">
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<font color="#000080" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy">*CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupidar$$e always messing up stuff!</span></font></p>

<font size="2"><font color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy">*</span></font><font color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy">If questioned by a supervisor or police, (if the supervisor is the irritant), </span></font><span class="apple-converted-space"><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></font></span><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!!!!</span></font></font></p>

<font size="2"><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Now, study the rules, break out your list of</span></font><span class="apple-converted-space"><font face="Tahoma" color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></font></span><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><font face="Tahoma" color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></font></span></font><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">slapping.....and have a GREAT DAY!!!!</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font><span class="apple-converted-space"><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: black"> </span></font></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: black">
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[BackOnTheWater]

Thanks for the heads-up, Spur! </p>

Expect to see me Thursday putting in an application!

  

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[blazer]

can you bail me out of gail spur,once i get started on a couple of coworkers i might not be able to stop.emoEnforce

 

[Fat Albert]

blazer - 5/7/2008 10:00 PM can you bail me out of jail spur,once i get started on a couple of coworkers i might not be able to stop.</p>



<font color="#ff0033">remember blazer, you got a hurt neck.....I don't want to get hurt any worst.....might hinder ya from setting the hook.....

   FA</font></p>

 

[Catfinger]

too bad i don't have a job 'cause i just bacame a purple stripe belt in karate yesterday, emoOffTopic and in case you don't know, the order is white, red, orange, yellow, purple, blue, green, brown and black, and stripe means in-between, so in this case, in-between purple and blue. emoOffTopic anybody need an extra hand... or foot cause you might know someone who couldn't get by with ONLY a slap!!emoDance

 

[Cat Head]

Awwww man. Tomorrow's my day off.