Saw a young blonde beating the heck out of her boy friend screaming, "I saw your phone! Who the hell is Amber Alert!".
Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize right after I have said them. emoAngel
I might wake up and go running today. I also might win the lottery. The odds for both are about the same.
My head and body says GYM, but my heart says Kevin Brown's Nachos. emoHungry
I sometimes think my brain has too many tabs opened at one time, major overload. emoCrazy
I don't know what is longer, a microwave minute or a treadmill minute?
I sometimes wonder why we are soooo obsessed with trying to find intelligent life on other planets when we can't find intelligent life here to run our own country?
My boss said, "Dress for the job you want to have, not for the job you have." I did it and if that is true why am I sitting in this disciplinary meeting for being dressed as batman? emoGoofy
Here are a couple funny pictures I saw. emoLaugh Jmax
Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize right after I have said them. emoAngel
I might wake up and go running today. I also might win the lottery. The odds for both are about the same.
My head and body says GYM, but my heart says Kevin Brown's Nachos. emoHungry
I sometimes think my brain has too many tabs opened at one time, major overload. emoCrazy
I don't know what is longer, a microwave minute or a treadmill minute?
I sometimes wonder why we are soooo obsessed with trying to find intelligent life on other planets when we can't find intelligent life here to run our own country?
My boss said, "Dress for the job you want to have, not for the job you have." I did it and if that is true why am I sitting in this disciplinary meeting for being dressed as batman? emoGoofy
Here are a couple funny pictures I saw. emoLaugh Jmax
