Fat Albert
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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">larger than<span class="apple-converted-space"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt">h</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">e needs, but<span class="apple-converted-space"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt">h</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">e is not required to do any upkeep.</span><span style="color: black">
</p></span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is
living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!</span></p>
</p></span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is
living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 14pt"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 14pt">head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!</span></p>