Sometimes I wonder how I made it this far in life

[timbo]

My wife bought this thing to put in the shower that says "Scrubbing Bubbles".. You press the blue button and it sprays right and left. I thought it was a bath soap.. I'd be in the shower, press the button and turn around and scrub myself. I thought it was the coolest thing ever. No putting soap on a washcloth or sponge. Just press the button and ya get automatically soaped up. I was soooooo happy and just turning round and round in the tub letting the "soap" coat me and then washing it off... I remember thinking "I can't believe someone didn't think of this sooner. It's like a carwash for my body."


Afterwards, I'd be dry as heck rubbing lotion all over my body. I'd use a half of a bottle of lotion battling the itching. I thought it was just due to dry skin or something.

Last night I was in the shower and decided to see what ingredients it had in it. I removed the bottle and saw that it is SHOWER CLEANSER!! IT cleans lime and soap build up in the shower.

I told the wife my discovery and she said "No wonder your skin is so dry after you shower. You thought that was bath soap? It's to clean the shower tiles!"

All I can say is that for a couple of months I was the cleanest Moron in the entire world. I should have worried when the hair started falling off my body but I thought it was just due to age.

 

[fisherpal2k]

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TIMBO YOU AIN'T RIGHT!</p>

 

[smokinbasser]

If anybody notices your lack of body hair just explain its your way of supporting the Olympic swimmers

 

[Davo]

Now that is funny. It's wonder the human race has survived, men never seem to pay attention to anything, as my wife constantly points out.

 

[Nickajack Angler]

That is funny.... I'm not sure that I would have had the guts to share!!!!! Glad you got it all figured out.... we've all done similar type things. Our wives love it when we do!

 

[mallardecho]

That is one of the best posts I have ever read, Hope every thing grows back.

 

[tyler ware]

That is just down right hillarious.

 

[bent rod]

emoLaugh That is funny. Thanks for sharing. We have one of those and I can't believe I didn't do the same thing. Still laughing and glad I didn't!!!!

 

[timbo]

Nickajack Angler - 7/26/2008 12:43 PM

That is funny.... I'm not sure that I would have had the guts to share!!!!! Glad you got it all figured out.... we've all done similar type things. Our wives love it when we do!

I wasn't thinking about telling on myself. My post was meant to be more of a public service announcement emoRedface

 

[SpurHunter]

Ah, dont worry Timbo, you should hear what they say about the stupid crap I have done....and then posted! emoDoh

 

[ole blue]

I agree thats funn right there. emoLaugh emoLaugh

 

[BassERT]

Good story!!
Wish I had heard it 2 weeks before I went in the shower and noticed something new hanging......

 

[Captain Hazmat]

That made me laugh out loud!!!!!!.....Love it!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JackG]

That's a great story. And, as they say on the forum, no pictures and it's just a story.