Rangerman
Well-known member
Saw this on another board and thought is was pretty good!
So today in the news I heard about a kid in Arkansas that is in a big legal battle over custody. Apparently his mom beats him, his dad beats him, his whole family beats him. The judge has been having fits over who to give this child to because in Arkansas he has to go to someone in the family if that is an option. They have deliberated on this all day and finally the judge came to a decision. Looks like the judge is going to give this kid to the Razorbacks. The judge said he knows the kid will be safe there because the hogs don't beat anyone.
So today in the news I heard about a kid in Arkansas that is in a big legal battle over custody. Apparently his mom beats him, his dad beats him, his whole family beats him. The judge has been having fits over who to give this child to because in Arkansas he has to go to someone in the family if that is an option. They have deliberated on this all day and finally the judge came to a decision. Looks like the judge is going to give this kid to the Razorbacks. The judge said he knows the kid will be safe there because the hogs don't beat anyone.
