An 80-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm sample as part of his yearly physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 80-year-old man re-appeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "
Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with her right hand then with the left hand and still nothing."
The doctor was shocked - "
You asked your neighbor?!"
The old man replied, "
Yep, none of us could get that dang jar open.”
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The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 80-year-old man re-appeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "
Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with her right hand then with the left hand and still nothing."
The doctor was shocked - "
You asked your neighbor?!"
The old man replied, "
Yep, none of us could get that dang jar open.”
emoBigsmile Jmax