Superbowl Tickets

[Jmax]

An old school chum friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl
Game in Houston. He has a luxury suite reserved at the stadium, plus
airline tickets valid from any North American airport, a hotel suite with
tickets to attend two pre-game parties. However, he somehow failed to
realize that the game is scheduled for the same day as his wedding. So he
can't go. If you're interested, and if you'd like to go instead of him,
it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City, at 5:00 pm. Her name is Susan.
She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., a good cook and makes $180,000 a year as a
stockbroker. She'll be the one in the white dress.


emoUpsmile Jmax

 

[porthos33]

LOL Love some Football, but 180,000 a year......hmmmmm....I've been telling my wife that we need a sister wife.

 

[wormman]

Where do you find them Jmax?

 

[Jmax]

I remember once when I was younger myself and a girlfriend of mine at the time went to a Razorback game. We had some seats that really stunk. I was looking down below us and way down on about the 50 yard line I saw a guy sitting by himself with three empty seats next to him. After watching for a while I realized he was by himself. I went down to him and asked if the seat were his and did he mind if we sat with him? I was really excited when he said they were and he did not mind. We sat with him and at half time got into a conversation about them. I asked who's seats they were? He told me his wife's and two older children. Then I just mentioned, "They could not come, huh?" He told me his wife had passed away so he was now having to go by himself. I gave him my condolences and then said, "What about your kids?" He looked kind of puzzled like I was suppose to know and he said, "Well, they are at the funeral." emoEek emoDoh Jmax