Sure does seem I get more weird as I get older.

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Last year I left my weigh bag twice at the weigh in. Ended up getting it back both times but if you see me at a weigh in would you please help me to remember it. emoGeezer
The older I get the weirder I become. Went to the bathroom the other day and as I took a seat realized I had forgot my phone. Got back up, went and got it. Since when did I feel it necessary to have my phone while on the throne. emoGoofy

Went to get the mail this morning when I realized I had forget it yesterday. As I was walking to the mailbox I saw my morning paper. Picked up the paper and went back inside. Sat down to look at the paper and realized I had forgot the dang mail again! emoCrazy

Got up to go get another cup of coffee. As I walked into the kitchen I saw my dog needed some water. Filled his water dish, went back to the living room, sat down to watch Fox News and thought, "Crap! I forgot my coffee!". emoDoh

My wife and I this past weekend decided to go out for lunch. We came up with going to Cheddars on Gunbarrel. Left the house and went straight to Wal-Mart in Olltewah without skipping a beat. My wife was like, "What do you need at Wal-Mart?" emoBang Shows where I go too much.

I put out Winter Rye grass on my yard this past Fall. Makes it look nice and green all winter. Issue is you have to mow it all winter. It needed mowing so I started to go get the mower. Then realized the recent winds had knocked down limbs I needed to pick up before I could mow. Started to do that and saw my trash cans had been emptied by the trash guys and decided to put them away first. Did that and thought, don't forget to pick up those limbs. Got that done and went back inside. Dang yard still needs mowed. emoCrazy

I think I am falling victim to Oldtimers. emoGeezer Jmax
 
fischnrod - 2/10/2017 8:40 AM

You've always been weird, you are just getting old enough to admit it now emoGeezer

emoUpsmile You may very well be right in that observation. Another buddy just told me I have CRS. I was like CRS? emoScratch What the heck it that. He said you have a case of "Can't Remember S@*T!" emoRolleyes Jmax
 
Hook1 - 2/10/2017 9:32 AM

Sucks getting old. Hope I never grow up lol!

You think that is bad? It gets worse. A couple weeks ago I went to the doctor's to see if he could help me with my memory issues. He was like, "Yea, I think so." Gave me a prescription and told me to take one every six hours. Thought, "cool, this will work!" Issue was not thinking I put those pills right next to my Viagra in the bathroom. 24 hours later my wife was kicking me out of the house and I had to go back to the doctor with a four hour problem. emoRedface Jmax
 
Jim i understand...sometime i cant remember what i forgot....and sometimes i cant forget what i remember....
 
TRACK, its all about TRACK.....1 TRACK MIND(BRAIN)....If I ever get OFF track look out //////////// emoGeezer emoUSA
 
What bothers me is I'll write myself a note to remember something, just a word or two to help jog the old memory, but then when I go back and read the note I have no idea what it was supposed to mean?
 
This is my life. Thanks for sharing and TRUST ME when I say that you are not alone. The next thing that happens is you start saying things out loud in public that you've kept to yourself in the past. That's when it gets really weird, but own it like I do:)
 

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