Tennessee Football

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One of my "friends" sent me this </p>

</p><div>The Tennessee Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into</div><div>Knoxville.</div><div>For the first offense, they give you two University of Tennessee</div><div>football tickets.If you get stopped a second time, they make you use</div><div>them.</div><div>Q. How do you keep a Tennessee Vol out of your yard?</div><div>A.Put up a goal post.</div><div>Q. Where do you go in Knoxville in case of a tornado?</div><div>A.To Neyland Stadium--they never get a touchdown there!</div><div>Q.What do you call a Tennessee Vol with a SEC championship ring?</div><div>A. A thief</div><div>Q.What's the difference between the Tennessee Vols and a dollar</div><div> Bill?</div><div>A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.</div><div>Q.How many Tennessee Vols does it take to win a SEC Championship?</div><div>A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!</div><div>Q.What do the UT VOLS and a possum have in common?</div><div>A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!</div>

 

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emoUpsmile Doc, you are too much. emoUpsmile I thought that I heard that Coach Fullmer was composing his retirement letter at halftime of the Georgia game. He didn't get to finish it though, cause Georgia took his pen and wouldn't let him have it back. Just like they took the football. emoUpsmile Noboby in the SEC that plays Tennessee want Fullmer fired. Ray Charles could see why too. emoGeezer