Thanksgiving is coming

[Fat Albert]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" color="#ff0033" size="3">A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, 45 years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about!!?" the son screams.</font></p>

<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="3">"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."</font></p>

<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="3">Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're geting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT GETTING DIVORCED. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't you do a thing!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?" She slams the phone down.</font></p>

<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="3">The old man hangs up his phone, turns to his wife and smiles, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving, and paying their own way!!!"</font></p>

 

[G-MAN]

Purty Good....., but seen it a comin..

 

[hl&s]

emoLaugh emoLaugh

Thanks FA, You just saved me 3 expense paid trips !

 

[H-1]

funny funny funny. emoLaugh

 

[yellburt]

good one .