The 10 Commandments TN style....

[Jmax]

Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall not's' in the 10 Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language... no joke, read on...

Tennessee 10 Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN )

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Mind yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.

emoAngel emoThumbsup Jmax

 

[tyler ware]

thats a good one Jmax

 

[beetlespin]

#11 - Love thy neighbor but don't get caught.

I have some hot chicks in my hood. Unfortunately they don't seem to like fat, bald, dorks

 

[JDK]

beetlespin - 9/15/2008 8:26 PM

. Unfortunately they don't seem to like fat, bald, dorks

I meet you before the dork part isnt true LOL emoEnforce

 

[ditchdoc666]

southernors dont have to love thy neighbor,we keep in it the family!! emoUpsmile emoUpsmile

 

[tailgate79]

emoUpsmile emoUpsmile Do we live in Alabama....