SpurHunter
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</p></blockquote></div><div><div id="ecxAOLMsgPart_2_cf79320a-f5fd-497e-8288-3e80da0f01dc"><div id="ecxAOLMsgPart_2_8aa1d753-7d76-4de1-a154-5b53969229ff"><div id="ecxAOLMsgPart_5_8aa1d753-7d76-4de1-a154-5b53969229ff"><div><div id="ecxAOLMsgPart_2_5465679d-05da-44df-9212-8ae8c4482b5e"><div><div><div id="ecxAOLMsgPart_2_a7e2e349-b806-4801-aaa3-eff346b880b4"><div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#000000" size="2" face="Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10pt">An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels .
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear
a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.</span></font></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>
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He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels .
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear
a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.</span></font></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>
