The Buffalo Theory

[SpurHunter]

<div><font face="Helvetica, Helvetica" size="4">In one episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this . .





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</font><font face="Helvetica, Helvetica" size="4">"Well you see, Norm, it's like this ... . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the</font> <font face="Helvetica, Helvetica" size="4">slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.</font> <font color="#0000ff" size="4">
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</font><font face="Helvetica, Helvetica" size="4">This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.</font> <font color="#0000ff" size="4">
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</font><font face="Helvetica, Helvetica" size="4">In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.</font> <font color="#0000ff" size="4">
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</font><font face="Helvetica, Helvetica" size="4">Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.</font> <font color="#0000ff" size="4">
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</font><font face="Helvetica, Helvetica" size="4">In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.</font> <font color="#0000ff" size="4">
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</font><font face="Helvetica, Helvetica" size="4">And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."</font> </div>

 

[Hogman067]

That's Pretty Good Spur I like thatemoLaugh

 

[Jack]

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Spur,

Good one!!!

I have watched every episode of "Cheers" five times!!

Norm was my favorite!!

My favorite show was when Norm got the "Beer Taster's Job"

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahhahah

 

[Guest]

According to that there must be several genious's among us here.emoScratch emoBigsmile

 

[SpurHunter]

cheez - 1/22/2008 11:58 PM According to that there must be several genious's among us here.emoScratch emoBigsmile

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Well, at least at beer-thirty anyway!

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[puddle jumper]

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Im feeling smarter already...

But where does this fit in???emoVomit emoVomit emoVomit

Puddle....emoUSA
HHHMMMM, i got it getting rid of dead brain cells...emoApplause emoApplause
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