SpurHunter
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<div><div><div><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">afford fries with that?" </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">CEO's are now playing miniature golf.. </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">ask if they meant you or them. </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">The Mafia is laying off judges and Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial"></span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh, Great!! </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font></pre><pre style="background: white"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial">made $1.5 Trillion disappear. </span></font></pre></div></div></div></div></div>
