Fat Albert
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><font face="comic sans ms,sand" color="#3300ff" size="3"> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice
> insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.
> Hoping to try another career where skillful hands
> would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He
> went to the local technical college, signed up for evening
> classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
> When the time of the practical exam approached, the
> gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the
> exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he
> was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
> Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, 'I
> don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
> result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.
> The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took
> the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total
> mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly,
> which is also worth 50% of the mark.
>
> After a pause, the instructor added, 'I gave you
> an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler,
> which I've never seen done in my entire career.'
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> insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.
> Hoping to try another career where skillful hands
> would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He
> went to the local technical college, signed up for evening
> classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
> When the time of the practical exam approached, the
> gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the
> exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he
> was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
> Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, 'I
> don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
> result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.
> The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took
> the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total
> mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly,
> which is also worth 50% of the mark.
>
> After a pause, the instructor added, 'I gave you
> an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler,
> which I've never seen done in my entire career.'
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