Fat Albert
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A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. I simply can't do that!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband going into a hotel with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now, I didn't realize you had a prescription.”
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. I simply can't do that!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband going into a hotel with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now, I didn't realize you had a prescription.”
