The Importance of Tithing

[Ronnie Garrison]

Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island .
Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then proceeded to
run all over the island to see if they had any chance of survival.

When he returned, he rushed up to the other man and screamed, 'This
island is uninhabited, there is no food, there is no water. We are
going to die!'

The other man leaned back against the fuselage of the wrecked plane,
folded his arms and responded, 'No we're not. I make over $250,000 a
week.'

The first man grabbed his friend and shook him. 'Listen, we are on
an uninhabited island. There is no food, no water. We are going to
die!'

The other man, unruffled, again responded. 'No, I make over
$250,000 a week.'

Mystified, the first man, taken aback with such an answer again
repeated, 'For the l ast time, I'm telling you we ARE doomed. There is
NO one else on this island. There is NO food. There is NO water. We
are, I repeat, going to die a slow death.'

Still unfazed, the first man looked the other in the eyes and
said, 'Do not make me say this again. I make over $250,000 per week, I am
a Baptist, and I tithe. MY PASTOR WILL FIND US!'

 

[polo-dog]

That's a good one Ronnie! I like it.

 

[Buoy-Master]

Bet the preacher finds him by Saturday night!

 

[ukfod1]

Thats a good one

 

[Fat Albert]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" color="#ff0033" size="4">hey Ronnie,, that is a good one. from a Baptist....FA</font>

 

[Guest]

Those Baptist preachers like the fried chicken dinners too.

 

[Murdock]

You can almost hear the pastor's boat in the background. Good one.

 

[Guest]

Good one Ronnie. I am quite sure you could supply whatever denomonation and be right there.