The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.
The speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before.. To
make it a little more interesting, the speaker says to the Pope,
"Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make
every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him.. Sure enough, the wave elicits
rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually,
the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do.
"That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with
just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd
go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like
that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and
they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of
your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
crowd.
The speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before.. To
make it a little more interesting, the speaker says to the Pope,
"Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make
every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him.. Sure enough, the wave elicits
rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually,
the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do.
"That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with
just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd
go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like
that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and
they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of
your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
