The Question ????

[Fat Albert]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" color="#ff0033" size="3">A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt---prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."</font></p>

<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="3">Visibly shaken, the woman stared intently at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know... She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her next question:</font></p>

<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="3">"Will I be acquitted???"</font></p>

 

[AThornton]

haha thats great FA!! thanks for sharing

 

[Buoy-Master]

LOL!

 

[Wet Willie]

That's great Fat Albert...I think I'll start sleeping with one eye open! emoEek

 

[bent rod]

emoLaugh emoLaugh emoLaugh

 

[hoggerhead]

emoLaugh If the glove dont fit... well, you know the rest.

 

[G-MAN]

That's a good one, but your starting to worry me.

You've posted two straight jokes about a wife killing her husband. :emoticon:

 

[Fat Albert]

G-MAN - 10/23/2008 9:38 AM That's a good one, but your starting to worry me. You've posted two straight jokes about a wife killing her husband. </p>

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<font face="comic sans ms,sand" color="#ff0033" size="4">sorry about that.......that is just the way they come up on my joke files.....will look around for the next story......hahahhaha FA</font></p>