Liveliner
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A Guy is sitting home alone when there's a knock on the door. There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there's a problem. One of the deputies asks if he's married and can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says, "Sure" and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff looks at it then says, "I'm sorry sir, but it Looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."
