These new gun controls can be confusing.

[Jmax]

Gun Control, it already has started at Cabela's

There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela's Sporting Goods store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

emoRedface Jmax

 

[Lucas]

Bahahaha! Guess they'll be more clear next time!

 

[7out]

emoLaugh emoUpsmile emoWorthy

 

[Labman]

And the long cold winter is allready affecting all the housebound fishermen. I think it must be a lack of sunshine. Pretty darn funny though emoEnforce

Labman

 

[Rollcast]

Yep, things get confusing as you get older. I was on an airplane and my ears got plugged up from the high altitude. I told the flight attendant about this. She said, "Drop your jaws." I misunderstood her.

 

[Shark]

Here's one in reverse. An original I made up:
I was in a local "Mart store" and a little ole lady was helping at the sporting goods counter. I walked up to the counter to buy some 9mm ammo and a gun cleaning kit. I attempted to make conversation with her and found it very difficult as I had to repeat everything I said and louder each time. This minor oversight cost me plenty in the next 2 minutes. As she was ringing up my items another very large male security looking type worker walked over to the counter to assist her. She told me the total and I reached in my back pocket for my wallet, opened it and cursed under my breath thinking I forgot my money. Behind time and running out of the house, the misses shoved my cash into my front pocket. I remembered the cash and reached into my pocket to get my money, it was all mixed up and tangled up with my car keys and chewing gum, fumbling with everything and getting my hand caught in my pocket. I then said "Dang Gum" as the old lady screamed out loud, I'm being robbed!!!! Saying OH S&^t is the last thing I remembered before waking up 5 minutes later.

 

[Maverick]

All about the mags, but of course,the NRA want stop there. To much money involved. I wish they would outlaw anything over 5 rounds. I could make a fortune. I could tape two inverted 30 rounders together, me or someone else to die. My problem is I hate to see people die. Guns are overrated. If I wanted you dead I would not need but one round,or less. No way to outlaw guns in the U.S. It is as much as part of our culture as religon. This is our 2nd amendment rights. I think the U.S. remembers what a mistake the 18th amendment was to this country, to make the same mistake agia, really this is just the way we live our lives.. Just maybemthis should be a state,issue.

 

[screwball]

This is a way Obama and the gun grabbers are going to get started. Anyone with a carry permit is a target(easy target) and I would say that is where they will start. This one of the instances where "give an inch they take a mile."

 

[Shark]

And why didn't O' Bummer mention that they would be making attacks on our rights as part of his re-election campaign? Because he's scum and a low down bottom feeding NON-AMERICAN!!!!! I'll bet he has a turban wrapped around his waist instead of his head, just to hide it from the public eye.!