Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Not suitable for this sight.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks. (I can relate to this one.)
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your A@# Tomorrow" .
emoLaugh Jmax
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Not suitable for this sight.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks. (I can relate to this one.)
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your A@# Tomorrow" .
emoLaugh Jmax
