Things you wont hear a redneck say...

[SpurHunter]

<div>-I'll take Shakespeare Plays for $1000.00, Alex.
-Duct tape won't fix that.
-Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
-Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
-We don't keep firearms in this house.
-Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
-You can't feed that to the dog.
-I thought Graceland was tacky.
-No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
-Wrestling's fake.
-Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
-We're vegetarians.
-Do you think my gut is too big?
-I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
-Honey, we don't need another dog.
-Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
-Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
-Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
-Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
-I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
-Checkmate.
-She's too big to be wearing a bikini.
-Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
-Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
-I don't have a favorite college team.
-Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
-You ALL.
-Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
-Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight. </div>

 

[Guest]

Spur, that is about as true as it gets and you are about as bored as the rest of us since we can't get out and go fishing. It is pitiful that we have to stoop to posting jokes for the shut ins.

 

[bubba adams]

AMEN BROTHERemoToast

 

[team-d]

emoLaugh Nice!

Yup, winter sucks! Could be worse, had an email from my buddy in eastern WA today, single digits at night and hasn't been above freezing in a while - I miss the smallmouth fishing but not the winters...