This is why fishing is better than halloween. A little late but funny!

Hiwassee Angler · Nov 1, 2010

Top 10 Reasons Why Fishing is Better than Halloween:10)If a witch (or other strange creature) crosses your path while you’re fishing, you can STAB it and you’ll be the stuff legends are made of.9)While fishing, treats come in the 3lb variety, instead of individually wrapped.8)You don’tHAVE TObring your wife/spouse with you (you can though,yaknow, as an option).7)You get to dress like a tool all year round – instead of just once a year (yeah that means you – in the vest with all sorts of lures attached to it… and that hat…uhhhgggg).6)If you are fishing, then you’re not at home, so who cares who knocks at the door.5)You don’t mind seeing thebiggons’ (big ones) infish nets(in fact – you kind of like it).4)You don’t have to inspect your food when you’re fishing because you didn’t get it from the crack den in the next town that everyone knows about but never mentions.3)You can still go out and fish when you’re 30 years old and people won’t judge you (or kick you off their porch – not that you’d be fishing on someone’s porch, but you could be).2)If you say, “lure it,” people don’t think you’re a pedophile.1)If a sexy nurse/cop/school girl (of age of course) comes and talks to you while you’re fishing, it’s not because they are looking for free candy (although they might be looking for something else – yeah you know what I’m talking about “big guy”…….directions of course).

Hook1 · Nov 2, 2010

Pretty good! Number 5 is my favorite.

This is why fishing is better than halloween. A little late but funny!

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