those wonderful Wal-Mart greeters

[Fat Albert]

<font color="#ff0033" size="4">A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.</font></p>

<font color="#ff0033" size="4">The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly,  "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?"</font></p>

<font color="#ff0033" size="4">The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,  "NO, they ain't twins. The oldest one is 9 and the other one is 7.  Why would you think they're twins???"   Are you blind or just plain stupid??"</font></p>

<font color="#ff0033" size="4">"I'm neither blind nor stupid,  Ma"am," replied the greeter,  "I just couldn't imagine someone making love to you twice.</font></p>

<font color="#ff0033" size="4">"Have a good day and thank you for shlpping at Wal-Mart"</font></p>

 

[hl&s]

Now that's funny !!!emoUpsmile emoUpsmile emoUpsmile

 

[Guest]

Al are you working at Wal-Mart now?emoBigsmile

 

[craazyboutbass]

Yeah, he is! He put a big yellow dash my reciept the other day as I was walking out. 

 

[Fat Albert]

<font color="#ff0033">no, don't work at the WallyWorld but I would be a good one......ain't never met a person that I didn't like.....FA</font>

 

[ditchdoc666]

emoBigsmile emoBigsmile emoBigsmile Priceless!!!

 

[captXtreme]

That's good' FA don't guess her monkey's needed any Banana's