"Bisexuality immediately
> doubles your chances for a
> date on Saturday night.
>
> Rodney Dangerfield
> "There are a number of
> mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
> particularly in
> women.
>
> Chief among these is
> the Mercedes-Benz
> 380SL."
> Lynn Lavner
> "Sex at age 90 is like
> trying to shoot pool with a
> rope."
>
> Camille
> Paglia
> "Sex is one of the nine
> reasons for re-incarnation. The other eight are
> unimportant."
> George Burns
> "Women might be able to
> fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole ?re?lationship."
>
> Sharon
> Stone
> "Hockey is a sport for
> white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf
> is a sport for
> white men? dressed like black
> pimps."Tiger Woods
> "My mother never saw the
> irony in calling me a
> son-of-a-bitch."
> Jack
> Nicholson
> "Ah, yes, divorce, from
> the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
> genitals through his
> wallet."
> Robin Williams
> "Women need a reason to
> have sex. Men just need a
> place"
> Billy
> Crystal
> "According to a new
> survey,women say they feel more comfortable
> undressing in front of men
> than they do undressing in front of other women.
> They say that women are
> too judgmental,where, of course, men are just
> grateful."
> Robert De Niro
> "There's a new medical
> crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> having allergic
> reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
> severe swelling. So
> what's the problem?"
> Dustin Hoffman
> "There's very little
> advice in men's magazines, because men think,
> 'I know what I'm doing.
> Just show me somebody naked !"
> Jerry Seinfeld
> "See, the problem is
> that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
> enough blood to run one
> at a time."
> Robin Williams
> "It's been so long since
> I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up
> whom."
> Joan Rivers
> "Sex is one of the most
> wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money
> can
> buy."
>
> Steve
> Martin
> "You don't appreciate a
> lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little
> things like being
> spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you
> pay good money for
> in later life."
> Elmo Phillips
> "Bigamy is having one
> wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
> Oscar
> Wilde
> "It isn't premarital sex
> if you have no intention of getting
> married."
> George
>
> Burns
Have a great day! emoLaugh Jmax
> doubles your chances for a
> date on Saturday night.
>
> Rodney Dangerfield
> "There are a number of
> mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
> particularly in
> women.
>
> Chief among these is
> the Mercedes-Benz
> 380SL."
> Lynn Lavner
> "Sex at age 90 is like
> trying to shoot pool with a
> rope."
>
> Camille
> Paglia
> "Sex is one of the nine
> reasons for re-incarnation. The other eight are
> unimportant."
> George Burns
> "Women might be able to
> fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole ?re?lationship."
>
> Sharon
> Stone
> "Hockey is a sport for
> white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf
> is a sport for
> white men? dressed like black
> pimps."Tiger Woods
> "My mother never saw the
> irony in calling me a
> son-of-a-bitch."
> Jack
> Nicholson
> "Ah, yes, divorce, from
> the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
> genitals through his
> wallet."
> Robin Williams
> "Women need a reason to
> have sex. Men just need a
> place"
> Billy
> Crystal
> "According to a new
> survey,women say they feel more comfortable
> undressing in front of men
> than they do undressing in front of other women.
> They say that women are
> too judgmental,where, of course, men are just
> grateful."
> Robert De Niro
> "There's a new medical
> crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> having allergic
> reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
> severe swelling. So
> what's the problem?"
> Dustin Hoffman
> "There's very little
> advice in men's magazines, because men think,
> 'I know what I'm doing.
> Just show me somebody naked !"
> Jerry Seinfeld
> "See, the problem is
> that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
> enough blood to run one
> at a time."
> Robin Williams
> "It's been so long since
> I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up
> whom."
> Joan Rivers
> "Sex is one of the most
> wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money
> can
> buy."
>
> Steve
> Martin
> "You don't appreciate a
> lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little
> things like being
> spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you
> pay good money for
> in later life."
> Elmo Phillips
> "Bigamy is having one
> wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
> Oscar
> Wilde
> "It isn't premarital sex
> if you have no intention of getting
> married."
> George
>
> Burns
Have a great day! emoLaugh Jmax
