University of Alabama

[Guest]

<span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana">Bubba had been going to the </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana">University</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana"> of </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana">Ala</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana"> for 11 yrs and just couldn't graduate. One day, the dean of students calls Bubba in to his office and says, "Bubba, we're going to give you the opportunity to graduate. In a month, at the half time of the homecoming football game, we are going to bring you out on the field and ask you one question. If you get it right, you get your degree. If you get it wrong, you have to go home without it and not come back." </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #43647e; font-family: Verdana">

</p></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana">Bubba agreed to this and ran off to start studying. He studies night and day for a month. Finally the day came. It was a special day with homecoming and Bubba's shindig. The whole stadium was packed with </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana">Alabama</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana"> students and alumni, all waitng to see how Bubba would do. The dean stepped up and said, "Bubba, are you ready for your question?" Bubba said he was.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #43647e; font-family: Verdana">

</p></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana">The dean said, "Bubba, what is 3x3?" Bubba thought about it for about ten minutes and then finally stepped up the microphone and said, "9 ???"</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #43647e; font-family: Verdana">

</p></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana">Before the dean could responD, thousands of the students and alumni of </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana">Alabama</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #ff0066; font-family: Verdana"> jumped up and yelled, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE"</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #43647e; font-family: Verdana">

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[jake279]

emoLaugh emoLaugh emoLaugh I like it

 

[bigkuntry1282]

i hear that that is a true story. That was funny

 

[dragfish]

Was that Bubba John Parker? Did you here about the big fire at the Al. Governer's mansion? It burned all the way down to the wheels.

 

[Fat Albert]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" color="#ff0033" size="4">I think RangerRob was goin to school back then......hahahahha</font>

 

[dragfish]

emoUpsmile Great joke Doc, hard to top!

 

[Wet Willie]

Bunch of wharped Jack O LanternsemoGoofy

 

[Ronnie Garrison]

made me smile.

 

[yellburt]

thats a good one doc.

 

[Possum]

You know what the difference between a rich and poor man in Alababa?






A rich man has two cars on blocks.

 

[dragfish]

emoUpsmile

 

[ditchdoc666]

emoLaugh emoLaugh

 

[ukfod1]

I will have to tell that one to my family in Alabama

 

[shiftworker]

war damn eagle!! emoEnforce